tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22445861202663382052024-03-14T13:41:14.419+05:30Salary Man TaleFood, Running, Beer, Blended whisky, Wife, Son, Banning plastic bags ....not in that orderShowahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-19673198537918036732015-10-20T08:05:00.002+05:302015-10-20T08:05:45.216+05:30Join my cadence
I have been a runner for last 16 years. I
recently converted to being a cyclist. Recently, means today at 6:48 AM. As a
veteran cyclist, these are my observations for posterity.
There is way too much traffic on the road
even at 6:48 AM.
We cyclists demand protection. We need
cycling lanes and Traffic restrictions between 6 AM to 6 PM and other times if
there are night cyclists.
Cycling is Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-51751069419116713042013-02-27T20:14:00.000+05:302013-02-27T20:17:40.490+05:30Bag it
Bag, Borrow or Steal is not a philosophy but could be the cure to world debt. They rent out luxury bags. This has beneficial impact on credit card bills and longevity of cattle. It is having a negative impact on Taxidermists though. They are now losing sleep over it because they use to count bags out of sheep before.
There are 18 varieties of bags as per Wikipedia and all of them come with an Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-49853530931078634272013-02-18T14:17:00.000+05:302013-02-18T14:17:24.703+05:30The Inner Solitude of a Long Distance Runner
I have been running for last 14 years and have run two Marathons and 18 halves till date. In the first glance, it seems crazy to run a Marathon which is a distance of 42.195 KM. It seems absolutely hopping mad when legend has that the first recorded instance of running the Marathon ended in a grave. Apparently the Greek messenger blurted out “We Won” before collapsing.
Long distance running Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-60627447610528196282011-02-20T03:14:00.000+05:302011-02-20T03:14:44.985+05:30Flying: The art of sitting back and relaxingIf God wanted me to fly, she would have given me wings and a million miles preloaded frequent flier card. It might looks like a simple sentence but holds lot of meanings. I believe God is a woman. This is because of my feminist belief and that is the way it is in my household. As to my belief in God, it depends on the extent of crisis or the times when the captain switches the seat belt ON duringShowahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-32057631756361147692010-12-27T08:29:00.001+05:302010-12-27T08:34:23.908+05:30Words and MeaningsWords are the very essence of life. It has always been my plan to hone the craft of writing them and make money out of it.
I listen to words very carefully, especially when I have broken my commitment of getting the wires from Wii and PS3 fixed for the 227th time. My choice in the matter is limited. I always listen to my wife.
Every time I promise, I really mean to do it. However, something Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-5729910316339820162010-12-11T10:54:00.002+05:302010-12-18T19:55:51.141+05:30Cult FictionWhen I was between jobs, one of the career options I had before me was to start a Cult. The basic structure of the Cult is the same everywhere. Here is a non exhaustive list I made:
Smile enigmatically.
Get a contract signed before hand with all the cult followers.
Speak with pregnant pauses (and also ensure that only pauses are pregnant).
Make sure that private retiring quarters are not Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-6032114817039489672010-04-25T12:15:00.004+05:302010-04-25T16:12:43.299+05:30Fuzzy LogicThe collective IQ of my household is 58,732. On hearing this, Please do not rush to us to solve important problems like the best way to make a volcano famous or which is the next country Brad Pitt should adopt from.
This is because as a family we are normal folks with average intelligence. However we have really smart gadgets to help us out to increase the collective intelligence. It normally Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-64680311785768844192010-04-17T10:40:00.005+05:302010-05-07T12:32:52.062+05:30Mid life desires (Not crisis)I have answered the most important question in life here.
Why the heck middle age is called the middle age?
Folks who are still in school; I am not referring to the time period in earth where hairy people rubbed stones to make fire and poked each other with spears instead of facebook. Gee, they did not have facebook at that time; losers.
I am talking of the age when your parents can embarrass Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-12278427780083556642010-03-27T17:43:00.004+05:302010-03-27T18:07:37.754+05:30Life RulesLife rules could be a great name for Sitcom, but here it indicates the rules of living. If you think this would lead to salvation or make you extremely successful then stop reading. Most of the rules are applicable only to me. Hence do not practice at your home. It has taken more than 15 years of domesticated training and I still have not mastered many of them. As they say life is continuous Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-68129047305229929022009-09-19T18:06:00.004+05:302009-09-19T18:15:41.553+05:30Turning FortyI turned forty very recently. I was looking forward to it with trepidation as I have always heard that things will happen at 40. Actually, in my case, Things started not to happen. Here is a list of thoseEnlightenment did not happen. I was told that I will attain enlightenment on reaching the momentous age. I in turn can dish them out to all especially to pretty young ones. I slept with a Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-33093682736535409972009-08-11T09:16:00.004+05:302009-08-11T09:45:42.981+05:30Frequently Asked QuestionsI have been growing in my popularity. My blog hits have gone up by 100% from two to four. In order to satiate the innate curiosity of my fan, here are the answers to the Frequently Asked Questions. Discerning readers might have noticed the singular Fan in the last sentence. It indicates only one person; me.Why are you called SalaryMan? Do you have any superpowers?SalaryMan is the name given to Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-39939332804243858972009-08-04T08:24:00.003+05:302009-08-04T08:30:44.685+05:30Balance of PowerThis is a flash back. Some of the events mentioned in this post are embellished and could be a figment of my imagination. My wife definitely thinks so. I would let you decide.I was newly married. Being married was bliss. I could not understand the lament of many of my married friends. Life was a bed of roses except for the aunts. One of things which I abhorred about being newly married is all Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-56336475386232363092009-07-28T08:29:00.005+05:302009-07-28T13:20:11.958+05:30Bringing Reality into lifeAll the bright minds in the media industry are figuring out how to bring more reality in to TV shows. They are trying all kinds of stunts like getting actors to bathe under an artificial water fall or getting participants to bare their souls. The actors are ecstatic for getting a real opportunity to remove body odour through natural means. Baring is extremely important in reality TV. If life Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-35065828141842507342009-07-26T11:25:00.012+05:302009-07-27T13:52:33.492+05:30Running Jacks have a podium finishI live in a very beautiful community called Jacaranda in a large apartment complex - Brigade Millennium. We formed a running team on the fly (with in 24 hours) to take part in the 4 x 5 KM relay race. The race was a mock up to the corporate relay race - Urban Stampede to be held two weeks later.It was at a resort called Olde which is close to the Bangalore International Airport. The team Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-26007656763895457452009-07-22T09:02:00.003+05:302009-07-22T10:02:11.746+05:30Desperately seekingI am desperately seeking illustrators for my blog. If you like my blog, draw well and do not have any hopes of getting paid, you fit like a T to the job description. You might be mildly famous though with around 500 hits on the blog every month. Please get in touch with me at google mail id; jaiseeker.Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-91540253233997874022009-07-21T12:18:00.005+05:302009-07-21T13:50:33.380+05:30LivingOne of the most influential thought I have ever imbibed is that Life does not have any automatic purpose. One needs to infuse life with purpose. Setting a goal and achieving it, creates a tremendous sense of accomplishment and a mental orgasm. Here is how I achieve it.RunningAll it requires is a pair of shoes and will. The Universe provides for the remaining most important equipment – Earth. I Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-238590490722284612009-07-15T08:49:00.004+05:302009-07-18T16:11:20.837+05:30Blue to RedThis is to warn that this post is not about Matrix. You will definitely not learn Taekwondo in fifteen seconds. Your life will not be changed by reading this. This is about changing from Blue to Red. I have always been a blue person. I always felt that blue symbolized the corporate cool. It coincided with my personal goal of ending up in the top freezer in the corporate world – The ultimate Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-45030097349270882602009-07-08T11:24:00.002+05:302009-07-08T11:35:24.112+05:30Post dated wishWe all have post dated wishes. If you are thinking “I do not have one”, you might be right. I mentioned “We” the way royalty of yore used to address themselves in plural, like “We will partake the food, take some rest and hunt some wild animals”. In order to placate Mehr-un-Nisaa (Nur Jehan, for those who slept through their history class), Jehangir addressed himself once in Singular “I”. If Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-85975927255242463522009-06-28T12:19:00.005+05:302009-06-28T12:49:56.070+05:30Not competing with Mark SpitzThis morning I was given a very important assignment by the Master of the House (Radhika). I could have written Mistress to appease all my girl friends who are hard core feminists. However Radhika would not have taken kindly to the moniker.Here is the result of my preparationI am NOTa. Competing with Mark Spitz.b. Competing a role rejected by Abhishek Bachchan, even though stubble might fool you Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-27080752430927235012009-06-23T19:42:00.002+05:302009-06-23T19:52:41.845+05:30Learning by WatchingIt is been a habit for me to learn something new every year. The resolution for this year is to learn swimming. It is not that I have never tried learning it before. I have a solid foundation in theoretical skill of swimming. This has been acquired assiduously by watching the TV show Baywatch. Watching the bay on TV is not only therapeutic but also is educational. I was always moved by the Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-29346804903516179222009-06-16T17:23:00.005+05:302009-06-16T17:40:52.063+05:30Until DeathMy cousin lost her Grand Father recently. You will not find him in history books, but he left a mark on every one who came in touch with him. His singular achievement was to create a family which is a team. I am yet to come across another set of folks who are related by blood or marriage and celebrated life enormously. It is almost like magic. He instilled values like simplicity, gratitude and Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-68278420936286116622009-06-09T10:23:00.002+05:302009-06-09T10:41:51.433+05:30Love at Nth SightThe person who came up with the phrase Love at first sight was definitely not a mathematician. All of you know that Life is unpredictable. Love can happen at the second, third or the seventy fifth prime number sight. Hence, as a Mathematician it is easier for me to write "Love at Nth sight". I am an official card carrying Mathematician because I visit Wolfram Alpha at least once a day. It is fromShowahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-7809010599094969342009-06-01T08:27:00.003+05:302009-06-01T08:50:10.087+05:30Salaryman takes a breakThis week SalaryMan takes a break from writing. I have an excuse - completion of Sunfeast 10 Run in Bangalore in 55:13. I always feel connected. The race made me feel that more with 7000 feet striking the pavement. I also feel proud to be in a country where a previously unknown person extends a helping hand without a second thought. At the finisher's lounger, we were caught without a camera. We Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-53662511025558618912009-05-27T09:08:00.004+05:302009-07-04T16:22:24.741+05:30Creative Writing: 4 lessons you can live withoutMichael Martin, the British Speaker had to resign for his handling of the “The Expense Report” scam. There is a lesson for all of us in this. First is it does not pay to be a British Speaker. It does not pay to be an Indian Speaker too. I have been one along with billion plus of my compatriots and have not been YET paid for speaking. On the other hand Bill Clinton gets paid millions of dollars Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2244586120266338205.post-25610237031370027142009-05-20T09:04:00.004+05:302009-05-20T09:25:01.369+05:30Current Events: You might be shockedWe had a running joke amongst the students when I was studying at B School. Studying is definitely a overstatement given the courses I had taken; Modern human dilemmas, Movie appreciation. The second one was not a course run by the institute but by us students. The joke was;Me: I have stopped reading the newspapers these daysFellow movie goer: Why?Me: Same headlinesFMG: What?Me: Times of India (Showahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821017698811145537noreply@blogger.com4