This is a flash back. Some of the events mentioned in this post are embellished and could be a figment of my imagination. My wife definitely thinks so. I would let you decide.
I was newly married. Being married was bliss. I could not understand the lament of many of my married friends. Life was a bed of roses except for the aunts. One of things which I abhorred about being newly married is all the old matrons giving a wink and asking "Any good news". My standard answer was always I read times of India's last page and it is filled with only good news with respect to Madonna, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They seemed to be increasing the population of their household through adoption. My reaction as a newlywed, when I read those news articles was "Lazy folks".
My father had advised me that the first week of the marriage decides the balance of power between the man and the woman. I took the advice very seriously. Hence when my wife brought up the discussion of doing it, my proposition was simple; once a week.
There shall be no excuses like headaches or I am feeling very tired. One of condition was there we should make it interesting with hot water or by trying out different brands. We even tried perfumed ones. The result was there for everyone to see. We became the model couple.
Women of the yore in India like to do it in the sitting posture. I prefer the standing one. One of the things which I like about India is that you can get hired help to do it. Missus and I made a pact to hire a nice person. Not that I did not want to do it.
I would request readers not to get misled. I was only talking about doing dishes here. According to my wife doing the dishes is ultimate proof of my affection to her.
As all married guys know that, it is important to prove your affection at every available opportunity. When my wife complains that my affection for her has diminished over the ages. My favorite come back is that "No way, I came back from the game in 2 hour 50 minutes, instead of 3 hours. I also spoke to you for 2 minutes continuously yesterday".
Two hoots to my father's advice. I do not care about the balance of power as long it can earn brownie points. Bring on the dishes.
PS Glossary: - Perfumed ones is Scented dish washing powder, in case you are wondering.
Rocking dude! loved the red herring!ReplyDelete
Thanks Sam. After turning 40, writing substitutes for rocking and rolling :-)ReplyDelete
Nice Jai. Possibly the best from you in a non-drunken stupor. I hope the "life was like a bed of roses" reference was meant literally.ReplyDelete
It was more like "chatai of bedbugs" for me
Thanks Rajen. It was always my dream to make a movie called "Chatai kidhar bichaoon". Please do send me your experience my way so that I can work on the scriptReplyDelete
This is awesome . Good to get the dope from the other side of the planet!ReplyDelete